I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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