DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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