Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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