Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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