Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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