Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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