Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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