so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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