well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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