Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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