I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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