All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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