Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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