well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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