She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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