I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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