But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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