YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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