I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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