2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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