They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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