How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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