addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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