Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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