saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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