btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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