I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't deserve a penis
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
