is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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