I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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