you suck at this game today
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i'm home, then i'll come over
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i think i have herpe
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".