Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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