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sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

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we had.

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well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

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(650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter. (415): we had. (650): well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again. http://tfl.nu/lm7j

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You should get sea herpes

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I mean sea horses

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(831): You should get sea herpes (831): I mean sea horses http://tfl.nu/2vm6

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(708): View more from Illinois

blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes

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(708): blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes http://tfl.nu/vynn

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.

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(843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again. http://tfl.nu/1qgn

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(815): i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision. http://tfl.nu/h6vg

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(315): View more from New York

can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...

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(315): can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits... http://tfl.nu/8lcs

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands

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(617): the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands http://tfl.nu/ha5y

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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom

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(630): She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom http://tfl.nu/xz6e

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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.

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(415): What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again. http://tfl.nu/hwy2

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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.

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(601): If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender. http://tfl.nu/eg99

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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.

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(914): They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk. http://tfl.nu/dygh

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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge

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(336): The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge http://tfl.nu/ygw7

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.

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(701): Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy. http://tfl.nu/ym5a

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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.

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(712): You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home. http://tfl.nu/2ggi

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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"

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(954): direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey" http://tfl.nu/8vb9

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