good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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