I am puke
Non-Jews are for practice
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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