Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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