My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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