Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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