I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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