We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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