That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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