Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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