I need help removing her.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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