Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
