he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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