my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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