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• (407): View more from Florida

  in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving

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• (407): View more from Florida

  So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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• (530): View more from California

  He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I demand visitation hours with the duck.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.

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  Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.

  (407): View more from Florida

  Bro? You just made it a target.

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  It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling

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