i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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