and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?