Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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(586): View more from Michigan

i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning

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(352): View more from Florida

I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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(315): View more from New York

I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

and how was that received?

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