I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I am midnight drunk by noon
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i think my cat just said my name.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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