Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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