True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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