She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
