I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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