How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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