Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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