My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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