i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
