She's JV to your varsity
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I think my moral compass just broke
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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